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All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.