I Play A Musical Instrument A Little,

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.