I Play A Musical Instrument A Little,

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.