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It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.