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My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.