The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.