Hanging Is Too Good For A Man

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.