Hanging Is Too Good For A Man

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.