Hanging Is Too Good For A Man

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.