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I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.