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A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.