If I Could Get My Membership Fee

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.