Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.