Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.