My Father Never Raised His Hand To

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.