All I Know About Humor Is That

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.