A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

He Always Had A Chip On His Shoulder That He Was Ready To Use To Kindle An Argument.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.