The World Is A Grindstone And Life

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

It Is Probably Not Love That Makes The World Go Around, But Rather Those Mutually Supportive Alliances Through Which Partners Recognize Their Dependence On Each Other For The Achievement Of Shared And Private Goals.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.