The World Is A Grindstone And Life

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.