The World Is A Grindstone And Life

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.