Washington Is No Place For A Good

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.