Washington Is No Place For A Good

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.