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The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

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The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.