He's So Small, He's A Waste Of

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.