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English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

The Average Girl Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains Because She Knows The Average Man Can See Much Better Than He Can Think- Ladies' Home Journali'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.