A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.