A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.