A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.