A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.