I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.