I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.