I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.