Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.