He Was So Narrow Minded That If

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.