He Was So Narrow Minded That If

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.