He Always Had A Chip On His

It Is Probably Not Love That Makes The World Go Around, But Rather Those Mutually Supportive Alliances Through Which Partners Recognize Their Dependence On Each Other For The Achievement Of Shared And Private Goals.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.