I Can't Understand Why A Person Will

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.