I Can't Understand Why A Person Will

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.