I Can't Understand Why A Person Will

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.