She Used To Be A Teacher But

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.