Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.