Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.