Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

He Always Had A Chip On His Shoulder That He Was Ready To Use To Kindle An Argument.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.