He Writes So Well He Makes Me

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.