He Writes So Well He Makes Me

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.