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Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.