My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.