If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm,

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

I Was Just Working In The Shop And All Of A Sudden Something Just Triggered In Me, And I Started Shaking. And Then I Walked Back Into The House And My Wife Asked, 'what's The Matter?' And I Said, 'i Don't Feel Good.' And Tears, Uncontrollable Tears, Was Coming Out Of My Eyes And She Says, 'what's The Matter?' And I Told Her. I Said, 'i Just Thought About That Execution That I Did Two Days Ago, And Everybody Else's That I Was Involved In.' And What It Was, Something Triggered Within, And It Just, Everybody - All Of These Executions All Sprung Forward.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.