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An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Vaudeville Could Not Vouch For The Honesty, The Integrity, Or The Mentality Of The Individuals Who Collectively Made Up The Horde The Medium Embraced. All The Human Race Demands Of Its Members Is That They Be Born. That Is All Vaudeville Demanded. You Just Had To Be Born. You Could Be Ignorant And Be A Star. You Could Be A Moron And Be Wealthy. The Elements That Went To Make Up Vaudeville Were Combed From The Jungles, The Four Corners Of The World, The Intelligentsia And The Subnormal.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.