A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.