I Had To Keep From Laughing When

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.

Bugsy Siegel. The Mobster With The Beautiful Blue Eyes.

They Would Glue The Wig To The Front Of My Forehead, And After A While It Would Give Me A Headache.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.