The Make Up Took About An Hour

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

I Had To Keep From Laughing When A Male Relative Of Mine Became Concerned About How Often I Danced.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

I Was Supposed To Be A Romancer, Either Wooing The Leading Lady Or Competing With The Leading Man For Her.