A Joke Isn't Yours. It's Used And

I Want To Get All The Nations Of The World Together, It Doesn't Matter What Colour Or Creed, And I Want To Sit Them Down And Say: "guys, The Office Is Still Available On Dvd."

You Now Have The Least Amount Of Time You've Ever Had, To Do Everything You've Ever Wanted To Do. Enjoy Your Life. You Only Get One

People Confuse The Subject Of The Joke With The Target Of The Joke, And They're Very Rarely The Same.

If You're Surrounded By Idiots, You're The Unpopular One And The Odd One Out Because Idiots Don't Like Smart Asses.

I Remember One Review Of The Office Christmas Special That Compared It Unfavourably To Dickens. What? You're Saying I'm Not As Good As The Greatest Storyteller Ever. Boo! Boo! I Think I Can Live With That.