A Lot Of The Things I Say

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

[my Mom Told Me] To Always Be Loyal And Treat Someone How You Want To Be Treated. Find Someone That You Can Love And That's Going To Be Your Best Friend.

A Lot Of The Things I Say I'm Just Trying To Be Funny... I Don't Really Mean Everything I Say, Because I'm Not Totally That Airhead.

Ibiza, If You've Never Been There Before, Is Very Overwhelming. It's Like Nowhere On Earth. The Best Advice Is To Sleep As Late As Possible Because Nothing Gets Going Until Around 3am And It Goes Until Like 7 Or 8.

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.