A Lot Of The Time, I'm Just

I Enjoy Taking Jobs That Make Fun Of Me - Or Me As Princess Leia, Or Me As The Writer, Or Whatever, As Some Idea.

My Favorite One To See Is The Metal Bikini On Men.

I Quote Fictional Characters, Because I'm A Fictional Character Myself!

You Know How I Always Seem To Be Struggling, Even When The Situation Doesn't Call For It?

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.