You Know How I Always Seem To

People See Me And They Squeal Like Tropical Birds Or Seals Stranded On The Beach.

The Older You Get, The Easier It Is To Spot The Phonies. And I Just Think, How Unpleasant For Them.

Certainly There Are People Who Like Me, But Then There Are Those Who Don't Know Me Who Gossip About Me. You Can't Believe The Things I've Heard.

I Spent A Year In A 12-step Program, Really Committed, Because I Could Not Believe What Had Happened - That I Might Have Killed Myself.

There Is No Point At Which You Can Say, "well, I'm Successful Now. I Might As Well Take A Nap."