A Man Has A Right To Think

When A Man Dies, And His Kin Are Glad Of It, They Say, "he Is Better Off."

When Men Are Not Regretting That Life Is So Short, They Are Doing Something To Kill Time.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

How Good We All Are, In Theory, To The Old; And How In Fact We Wish Them To Wander Off Like Old Dogs, Die Without Bothering Us, And Bury Themselves.

When A Man Asks Your Advice, He Usually Tells You Just How He Expects You To Decide.