A Man Has A Right To Think

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

Man Is Still A Savage To The Extent That He Has Little Respect For Anything That Cannot Hurt Him.

What Is Common Sense? That Which Attracts The Least Opposition That Which Brings Most Agreeable And Worthy Results.

As A Man Handles His Troubles During The Day, So He Goes To Bed At Night A General, Captain, Or Private.

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.