A Man Is But An Ass Who

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.

A Man Is But An Ass Who Fights In A Cuirass

To Sit In Solemn Silence On A Dull, Dark Dock In A Pestilential Prison With A Life-long Lock Awaiting The Sensation Of A Short, Sharp Shock From A Cheap And Chippy Chopper On A Big, Black Block.

Life's A Pudding Full Of Plums.

In The Discovery Of Secret Things And In The Investigation Of Hidden Causes, Stronger Reasons Are Obtained From Sure Experiments And Demonstrated Arguments Than From Probable Conjectures And The Opinions Of Philosophical Speculators Of The Common Sort.