A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.