A Man May Go To Heaven With

A Man May Go To Heaven With Half The Pains It Cost Him To Purchase Hell.

A Tender-hearted And Compassionate Disposition, Which Inclines Men To Pity And Feel The Misfortunes Of Others, And Which Is, Even For Its Own Sake, Incapable Of Involving Any Man In Ruin And Misery, Is Of All Tempers Of Mind The Most Amiable; And Though It Seldom Receives Much Honor, Is Worthy Of The Highest.

Love And Scandal Are The Best Sweeteners Of Tea.

Money Will Say More In One Moment Than The Most Eloquent Lover Can In Years.

Thwackum Was For Doing Justice, And Leaving Mercy To Heaven.