A Man's Enemies Are Those He Should

A Readiness To Excuse Some Faults, Shows A Disposition To Commit Others.

You Know, With Hitler, The More I Learn About That Guy, The More I Don't Care For Him.

I'm A Huge Sports Fan But Have No Interest In Minutiae. I Don't Remember Who Won Super Bowls Five Years Ago Or Listen To Sports Talk Radio.

The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often Makes Us Confirm The Opinion Of Those That Consult Us.

[televised Stand-up] Never Really Makes Me Laugh. The Only One I Ever Saw That I Liked Was Richard Pryor, And That Was [shot On] Film.