Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't

I Love Writing - It's The Best. But I Really Hate Collaboration.

In Giving Advice, Aptitude Is Often Less To Be Considered, Than Seasonableness.

Few Criminals Die Sensible Of Their Crimes.

I Don't Have To Meet Actors. I'm Really Blessed That I Don't Have To Do All That Horseshit.

Women Of No Beauty May Yet Be Flattered To Believe They Possess Some; Others Of A Moderate Share That They Have A Great Deal; But Those Of Elegance And Charm Generally Know The Perfection Of Their External Graces So Well, That They Seem To Covet That Flattery Most Which Heightens The Opinion Of Their Wit And Judgment.