A Man's Idee In A Card Game

There's Always Wan Encouragin' Thing About Th' Sad Scientific Facts That Come Out Ivrv Week In Th' Pa-apers. They're Usually Not Thrue.

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.

An Appeal Is When You Ask One Court To Show Its Contempt For Another Court.

A Mormon Is A Man That Has The Bad Taste And The Religion To Do What A Good Many Other People Are Restrained From Doing By Conscientious Scruples And The Police.

Don't Jump On A Man Unless He Is Down.