A Man's Only As Old As The

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.