Why Was I With Her? She Reminds

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.