I Am A Man And You Are

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.