I Am A Man And You Are

I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree With You.

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.