I Am A Man And You Are

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

A Man Who Says He Can See Through A Woman Is Missing A Lot.-groucho Marx A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.