A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.