A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi

I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before It's Time! Ok, It's Time.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?