I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Was That You Or The Duck?

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.