Was That You Or The Duck?

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Now There's A Man With An Open Mind - You Can Feel The Breeze From Here!

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.