As Soon As I Get Through With

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.